Lucifer
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When Trixie was born, I tried to be Super Cop, and round up all the criminals I could. Then I realized… removing all the danger in the world is like trying to bottle up the ocean.
Dan
Chloe: Maze, just because you happen to have slept with that one murder victim a few weeks ago doesn’t mean that you slept with them all.
Maze: How am I supposed to keep up?
Chloe: With the murder victims or the people you’ve slept with?
Maze: Either.
Ella: Wow. Maze is really settling into her role as your new Lucifer.
Amenadiel: Dan, I was just trying to make the world a safer place… for—
Dan: For Charlie.
Dan: Listen, thank you so much for watching Trixie. It’s just for a little bit.
Trixie: And I’ve been dying to see the baby.
Linda: Yeah, no of course. You know, Charlie’s just so good with children.
Chloe: Maze, is that blood?
Maze: Don’t worry about it.
Drawn to the bad boys for some reason. But you know, for once I’m thinking I deserve a good guy, you know?
Ella
Maze: Chloe’s a good person. She doesn’t deserve this.
Michael: You’re right. You are right. Chloe is special. Which is why I’ve changed my mind.
Lucifer: So, what can you tell me about ol’ Dougie-Doug here?
Lee: Not much. Just that he seems like a really scary, powerful guy.
Lucifer: Obviously. He’s got a skinhead and neck tats.
Hell’s being looked after, I promise you. And the more I think about it, the more it might just stay that way.
Michael
Linda: Who’s watching hell?
Lucifer: Oh, don’t worry about that, it’s fine.
Linda: Uh, yeah, because the last time Hell was left unattended, demons came and grabbed my baby, so I’m going to need a little more than “It’s fine.”
You just seem like a really sad devil guy.
Lee
Lucifer: What, so if I give people the opportunity, they’ll tell me what to do?
Linda: Exactly. Like, bring back my baby’s daddy from Hell.
