So you're kissing now? Right. Maybe that explains why you won't have sex with me.
Dan: Okay, Monkey. Surprise. You get to eat chocolate cake in bed tonight.
Dan: Does it matter?
I hate it when people fight over me.Trixie
I'd really hate to be in your head.Chloe
Dan: You don't care who you piss off, do you?
Lucifer: Not in the slightest, no.
I'm stuck in a place I don't belong, and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. I need to figure out how to be more normal.Maze
Honey, your new friend is so delicious.Penelope Decker
Don't let your daddy issues cloud your judgment.Chloe
At first I didn't understand why God put you in my path, but then it hit me. Maybe he put me in yours.Father Frank
Lucifer: The Devil friends witha priest? It's absurd.
Chloe: It's absurdly cute.
Patience is not one of my virtues.Amenadiel
For your penance? Ten bloody mary's and a good shag.