When are you going to get it? Inappropriate is what I do.

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• Added: October 31, 2016

Lucifer: Detective, I found you a lead.
Chloe: Where? In her mouth?
Lucifer: Yes, actually. I bet I can find more in her other orifices.

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• Added: October 31, 2016

Guilt is such a useless emotion.

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• Added: October 31, 2016

You look like a homeless magician.

Chloe

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• Added: October 31, 2016

Chloe: Are you drunk?
Lucifer: I wish. Pesky supernatural metabolism keeps getting in the way.

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• Added: October 31, 2016

Chloe: Seriously? A sex swing?
Maze: I know, right? Wanna hop on?

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• Added: October 31, 2016

Peggy. Edgar. Your single life is dead.

Priest at wedding

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• Added: October 31, 2016

Dr. Martin: If you change your mind, my door is always open.
Lucifer: Well, feel free to shut it.

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• Added: October 31, 2016

What have I done?

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• Added: October 25, 2016

Remind me at some point to give you a refresher on the meaning of loyalty.

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• Added: October 24, 2016

We can't control what happens to us only how it affects us and the choices we make.

Chloe

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• Added: October 24, 2016

Amenadiel: It's time I faced the truth, brother. I've fallen.
Lucifer: Well, welcome to the club. Meetings are on Tuesdays.

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• Added: October 24, 2016