Michael: I upset you even more back there, didn’t I? When I asked him what he truly feared.
Chloe: Actually, Lucifer, just the opposite. I think it helped me understand.

Lucifer: Would you rather that I was Michael?
Maze: Either. He left me in the closet, but you…. You went to Hell without me. You left me!

Dan: Hey. What are you doing?
Michael: I’m literally doing nothing.
Dan: You never do nothing. Something is definitely up.

Michael: But Chloe, it meant nothing. You are the only thing that matters to me.
Chloe: Oh, yeah? How do I know that you’re not lying? ‘Cause you do that now, yeah? You lie. Michael: Not to you. You’re different. I would never lie to you.

Maze: Humans are smart. Especially Chloe Decker.
Michael: I must admit, she was getting a little suspicious, but I’ll just up my Lucifer game until she’s properly hooked, and then I will achy-break her little heart.

Dan: I’m trying to say this from a constructive place. I can feel your negative vibrations from across the room, man.
Lucifer: Well, then you should probably move even further away.

Burnt coffee and body odor never smelled so good.

Lucifer: So, you’re telling me that my dickhead twin showed up on Earth, assumed my identity, and then wreaked all sorts of havoc on my life?
Amenadiel: That about covers it, yes.

You know, I… I think I like this new Lucifer. You’ve grown. I’ve been stuck in an old version of us, and, uh, maybe it’s time for me to move forward, or for us to move forward together.

Chloe

Maze: Lucifer told me he had a twin brother.
Michael: And you are Mazikeen. Nice to meet you. I’m Michael.

Mandy: You know, when you went away on that first project, I waited for you. You were gone for so long. And when you came back, you were so different. I thought you didn’t love me anymore.
Sam: It doesn’t matter where I am. Here, the moon, Mars… It does not matter. There is nothing that will change the way that I feel about you.

So, I’m the only one immune to Lucifer’s mojo, so, do I have any powers, or… anything cool? I don’t know, laser beam hands, something?!

Chloe

Lucifer Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're tracking a serial killer.

Chloe

I hate it when people fight over me.

Trixie