Lucifer
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This whole investigation’s a complete waste of time. I mean… this isn’t even Los Angeles. And you… you’re not her.
Lucifer: Good news. Linda’s fine, and Maze is, well, Maze. And I figured out how to fix things between us.
Chloe: Oh, how’s that?
Lucifer: Well, you’re going to tell me what to do.
Chloe: Ah. Well, I’m sure that makes sense to someone.
Chloe: Maze, just because you happen to have slept with that one murder victim a few weeks ago doesn’t mean that you slept with them all.
Maze: How am I supposed to keep up?
Chloe: With the murder victims or the people you’ve slept with?
Maze: Either.
Ella: Wow. Maze is really settling into her role as your new Lucifer.
Linda: Who’s watching hell?
Lucifer: Oh, don’t worry about that, it’s fine.
Linda: Uh, yeah, because the last time Hell was left unattended, demons came and grabbed my baby, so I’m going to need a little more than “It’s fine.”
Chloe: Do you remember the last time we were here?
Michael: Of course.
Chloe: We told each other how we felt. I just hope you know that I meant every word I said. I… I love you, Lucifer. And I still do.
Michael: And I meant it, too. I love you, Chloe.
I mean, at least you guys got to say goodbye. Me? Ghosted completely.
Ella
This cosmic impotence, the knowledge that you’re the plaything of a cruel, uncaring God, the suffocating feeling that everything you’ve ever accomplished is meaningless… You’re the perfect person to ask about these things, Daniel.
I know you’re trying to push me away. I brought curiosity to that, and I realize you’re just in a projective state, ‘cause you’re feeling vulnerable right now, and that’s pretty damn scary.
Dan
Maze: You told her who you really are?
Michael: No. No, but I will. In time. See, I’ve decided I’m not going to break Lucifer’s life. [chuckles] I’m gonna take it.
Demon: I’m a demon, and Lord Lucifer sent me to give you a message about the case.
Chloe: Lucifer. How is he?
Demon: He’s the King of Hell, so he’s great.
Dan: Hey. What are you doing?
Michael: I’m literally doing nothing.
Dan: You never do nothing. Something is definitely up.
We all have our demons, myself included. But believe me when I say this. I know evil. And you, my friend, are not it.
Amenadiel
