When Trixie was born, I tried to be Super Cop, and round up all the criminals I could. Then I realized… removing all the danger in the world is like trying to bottle up the ocean.

Dan

Ella: Wait, wait, wait. Lucifer’s back? Like, seriously back?
Chloe: Uh-huh, yeah.
Ella: Huh. Full bars, battery’s charged, but no texts or messages. Awesome.

See that fella? That’s the face of a rat just dying to squeal.

Jack

Demon: I’m a demon, and Lord Lucifer sent me to give you a message about the case.
Chloe: Lucifer. How is he?
Demon: He’s the King of Hell, so he’s great.

He rebelled against Dad. Almighty God, for God’s sake. Since when do we congratulate a convict for serving a sentence?

Michael

I mean, at least you guys got to say goodbye. Me? Ghosted completely.

Ella

This whole investigation’s a complete waste of time. I mean… this isn’t even Los Angeles. And you… you’re not her.

Lux is under new management, which means new rules. No one sells drugs in my place… without me getting a piece of the action.

Amenadiel

Lucifer: But Detective, you’re the only reason I’m here.
Chloe: Apparently, you’re the only reason I’m here.

Linda: So, you left Amenadiel in hell?
Lucifer: Really, doctor? An evil twin, the detective finding out she’s a gift from God, and that’s the part you’re stuck on.
Linda: Amenadiel. The father of my child.

Dan: Hey. What are you doing?
Michael: I’m literally doing nothing.
Dan: You never do nothing. Something is definitely up.

Trixie: That ring has Lilith’s immortality inside it?
Lucifer: Yes. I suppose it does. Though, as far as I’m concerned, the only thing special about it is… it reminds me of an old friend.

Lucifer Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're tracking a serial killer.

Chloe

I hate it when people fight over me.

Trixie