A lot of truth out there in the woods today.

Eric [to Nell]

Don't show up at my house again. It looks desperate.

Joelle [to Callen]

The next time you want to break the ice with somebody, drop in a celebrity impression from an '80s movie.

Deeks [to Kensi]

You know how many horror movies they shoot out here? A bunch.

Deeks [to Kensi]

Deeks: I can't find it.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: My tiny violin.
Kensi: You're such a jerk.

You've got to learn how to cope with the demands of the job, even if it means literally burning up your past.

Sam [to Anna]

You guys are looking pretty cute right now. I'm not gonna lie.

Deeks [to Nell]

Eric Beale in pants. This will be great!

Nell [to Flynn]

Deeks: Get the top checked out. You're looking a little red there.
Donaldson: I prefer 'sun-kissed.'

Look, I'm not a threat. I'm not going to hurt you. And I'm not going to pressure you. But, when you're ready to trust me, I'll be here. Call me.

Anna [to Callen]

Hetty: I tried to call. I hope I'm not interrupting.
Callen: I just was ...
Hetty: TMI, dear.

Hetty: Why is your bed on the curb?
Callen: I'm just trying to get back to the old me.
Hetty: Looks like you're going to need another one.