Don't show up at my house again. It looks desperate.

Joelle [to Callen]

In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.

Duggan [to Hetty]

Admiral Hollace Kilbride: And, what am I supposed to tell Congressman Thomas?
Hetty: Tell him, I think he's an ass.
Kilbride: Keep me informed.

Big Ron: G? What kind of name is that?
Callen: It's a short one.

Sam: Something did happen. You found out when the stakes were at the highest, you were at your very best.
Cheryl: I like that.

Maybe the flight attendant caught him with one of those Samsung phones. OK, bad joke.

Eric [to Nell]

Callen and Sam are alive. I repeat. Callen and Sam are alive.

Kensi

After the day you two had, I wanted to offer you something from my private reserve.

Hetty [to Sam and Callen]

Are you familiar with the expression 'Get a life.'

Callen [to Sam]

Deeks: You need a better lawyer.
Victor: I'm my own lawyer.
Deeks: Like I said, you need a better lawyer.

Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.

Mrs. Deeks: You cook?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: You wanna learn?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: I like her