You guys got some wicked moves out there. Was that the Lambada?

to Perez and Kensi}

Deeks: Sometimes you got to ask your WWCD: What would Columbo do?

Callen: You put a message out there and everyone can hear it.
Hetty: But not understand it.

In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.

Duggan [to Hetty]

Eric: Have you ever struggled with it?
Sam: I did at first, then the path became clear.
Eric: It must be nice.

That can't be good.

Deeks [to Kensi]

All we want to do is make people better. It just shouldn't be so hard.

VA Nurse

Admiral Hollace Kilbride: And, what am I supposed to tell Congressman Thomas?
Hetty: Tell him, I think he's an ass.
Kilbride: Keep me informed.

Callen and Sam are alive. I repeat. Callen and Sam are alive.

Kensi

Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.

Mr. Hanna, these are strange times. How was I to know all four of you were looking for the same man?

Hetty

Mrs. Deeks: You cook?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: You wanna learn?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: I like her

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

(Hetty approaches Callen as he is sleeping, he wakes up staring at Hetty)
Hetty: Did you catch him this time? You were twitching like a sleeping dog.
Callen: Well, you now what they say about sleeping dogs. (looks at Hetty)

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.