I'm not too big to admit when I was wrong. I'm sorry I doubted you.

Whiting [to Deeks]

• Permalink: I'm not too big to admit when I was wrong. I'm sorry I doubted you.
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Bridges: Do you have anything to eat?
Sam: This is a stakeout, not a picnic.

• Permalink: This is a stakeout, not a picnic.
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In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.

Duggan [to Hetty]

• Permalink: I want your trial to be something like Salem. Only those women with innocent.
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Callen: Promise me you'll shoot me before we turn into that.
Sam: Only if you promise to do the same.

• Permalink: Only if you promise to do the same.
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Admiral Hollace Kilbride: And, what am I supposed to tell Congressman Thomas?
Hetty: Tell him, I think he's an ass.
Kilbride: Keep me informed.

• Permalink: Keep me informed.
• Rating: Unrated

Chegwidden: Next time you ditch somebody, make sure they can't catch an Uber.
Kensi: Son of a bitch stole my line.

• Permalink: Son of a bitch stole my line.
• Rating: Unrated

Callen and Sam are alive. I repeat. Callen and Sam are alive.

Kensi

• Permalink: Callen and Sam are alive. I repeat. Callen and Sam are alive.
• Rating: Unrated

My dad used to have a saying, 'Line it up in your sights, then take it out before it takes you out.'

Kensi [to Deeks]

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Trust us. We were doing covert field work when all three of you were in diapers.

Chegwidden

• Permalink: Trust us. We were doing covert field work when all three of you were in diapers.
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Michelle: Take care of him.
Callen: I always do.
Michelle: You better.

• Permalink: You better.
• Rating: Unrated

Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.

• Permalink: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.
• Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Deeks: You cook?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: You wanna learn?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: I like her

• Permalink: I like her
• Rating: Unrated