NCIS: Los Angeles
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In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.
Duggan [to Hetty]
This is a lot for a girl to process.
Deeks [to Kensi]
Admiral Hollace Kilbride: And, what am I supposed to tell Congressman Thomas?
Hetty: Tell him, I think he's an ass.
Kilbride: Keep me informed.
Deeks: She likes you more than she likes me.
Kensi: That's not true. Well, maybe.
Callen and Sam are alive. I repeat. Callen and Sam are alive.
Kensi
What'd you do to piss off Thumbelina this time?
Lt. Bates [to Deeks]
Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.
Deeks: You're an ass.
Lt. Bates: Thanks. And it's good to have you back.
Mrs. Deeks: You cook?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: You wanna learn?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: I like her
If this bomb doesn't kill you, I'm going to.
Sam [to Callen]
It's interesting, you administering that silly test all these years, never bothering to ask what HL stood for.
Hetty
Deeks: Infiltrate the most secure intelligence firm on the planet?
Sam: I like to start my week off right