NCIS: Los Angeles
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Chegwidden: You people are nuts.
Nell: Welcome to NCIS: Los Angeles. We be crazy.
Hetty: Callen, step away from CIA Officer Taylor:
Deeks: Oh, snap!
Joelle: Callen, I'm sorry.
Sabatino: And I'm the bad guy.
Double tap to the head. You must really love me.
Kensi [to Deeks]
Hetty: None of us are going to get out of here alive.
Chegwidden: Ah, Henrietta. Always a ray of sunshine.
Owen: I keep having this bad dream. There is a buzzard and he keeps circling me.
Hetty: Don't be a smart-ass, Owen.
Sweetheart, you were a job.
Sullivan
Kensi. Maybe. Or maybe I made you feel like losing a leg didn't matter.
Deeks: If anything happens to [Kensi]. that's on you.
Hetty: Do you feel any better?
From what I surmise, you're up to your asses in alligators, and I'm here to fix that.
Chegwidden [to Eric]
Nate: Honestly, after hearing all that, I don't think any of you are ready to go back to work.
Kensi: Nate, will you get serious? What are you going to do, shut down the whole team? That's exactly what the mole would have wanted. Unless that was the intention all along.
Nate: So what are you saying?
Kensi: I don't know, Nate. How long have you been working for the CIA? [before breaking into laughter]
Callen: I put in a request that criminals abandon vehicles in areas that don't require tetanus shots.
Sam: Yeah. Good luck with that.
Sam: How'd it go with Nate this morning?
Kensi: He thinks we're all permanently scarred and dangers to society, but I reminded him that I could kick his ass, and voila.
Sam: It's about damn time.
Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.
