Tahir: I don't want you running away.
Sam: You're not that lucky.

This is a lot for a girl to process.

Deeks [to Kensi]

Sam: What are you doing here?
Callen: I just wanted to see what the catch of the day was.

Deeks: She likes you more than she likes me.
Kensi: That's not true. Well, maybe.

Holy moley, guacamole!

Eric

What'd you do to piss off Thumbelina this time?

Lt. Bates [to Deeks]

Agent Hidoko: Director Mosley doesn't like agents using agency resources for personal use.
Eric: So no World of Warcraft on the big screen? ... I'm kidding.
Nell: He's a kidder.
Agent Hidoko. She doesn't like kidders, either.

Deeks: You're an ass.
Lt. Bates: Thanks. And it's good to have you back.

You want to strengthen this unit, but all you have done is weaken it.

Callen [to Mosley]

If this bomb doesn't kill you, I'm going to.

Sam [to Callen]

Nell: They're actually very good at this.
Agent Hidoko: Where the hell are they going?
Nell: That's a good question.

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.