Try not to burn the building down while I'm gone.

Mosley

Kensi: This is not just any victim. It's a Navy lieutenant on U.S.
Deeks: That's not good.
Kensi: Not good at all.

Sam: It's a big risk if she smuggled [classified documents] out.
Callen: It's a risk that got her killed.

Mosley: How long would you keep talking if no one stopped you?
Deeks: Many before you have tried to find out.

Kensi: Not all girls like pink. I didn't.
Deeks: That's a shocker.

I mean, it's five o'clock somewhere, huh? Bottoms up!

Deeks

You'll have to forgive my wife. Couture and happy hour are her two favorite things.

Charles

Huh. Look at that. "Captain Ahab was here."

Callen [to Sam]

I dig seasons.

Harley

Deeks: I've got to be honest. This is oddly entertaining.
Kensi: I never liked reality shows.

Guns and alcohol, what could go wrong?

Sam

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.