Spence: A friggin' cop? I should have known.
Sam: You're not that smart.

Callen: What do you think? Ten minutes alone with Kens?
Anna: Don't insult her. She only needs two.
Callen: No, sometimes she likes to play with her prey before she kills them.

Deeks: I'm thinking about Asakeem and the thousand ways I would crush him for what he did to you. Honestly, I can't even imagine how you feel.
Kensi: To be honest with you, I don't feel anything. It's not Asakeem, It's not Sullivan, it's not hundreds of others. I trust this job, and I've got to be OK with it.

Callen: That's why you don't bring terrorists on a road trip.
Anna: They ruin everything.

Eric: Someone has invested serious resources to find Asakeem.
Hetty: Come out, come out, whoever you are.

Nate: Honestly, after hearing all that, I don't think any of you are ready to go back to work.
Kensi: Nate, will you get serious? What are you going to do, shut down the whole team? That's exactly what the mole would have wanted. Unless that was the intention all along.
Nate: So what are you saying?
Kensi: I don't know, Nate. How long have you been working for the CIA? [before breaking into laughter]

Callen: I put in a request that criminals abandon vehicles in areas that don't require tetanus shots.
Sam: Yeah. Good luck with that.

Sam: How'd it go with Nate this morning?
Kensi: He thinks we're all permanently scarred and dangers to society, but I reminded him that I could kick his ass, and voila.
Sam: It's about damn time.

Callen: I know what this is about. Joelle.
Hetty: I don't want to talk about that bitch. Do you?
Callen: No.

Don't let a temporary solution become a permanent mistake.

Hetty [to Callen]

You don't believe in second chances? Then what are you doing in America? This is your second chance, with me.

Callen [to Garrison]

Kensi, a runner! Actually, she's more like a slow walker. Maybe a scurry.