Callen: Where's Eric? Did he get hurt?
Deeks: He's inside interviewing witnesses. He did great, actually. He might have kinda, sorta saved my life, maybe.
Hanna: Don't worry, Deeks. We won't tell anyone.

I wasn't able to save Clara, but I was able to save her son. Time for you to finish what she started.

Hetty [to Garrison]

Sullivan: Physically she's improving but mentally she's going downhill fast.
Kensi: Like you would know.

I don't forgive you, and I don't know that I ever will.

Callen [to Garrison]

Callen: Kids need a supportive family.
Hanna [to Callen and Deeks]: They do. Otherwise they'll end up like you two knuckleheads.

Kensi: You trying to be funny?
Sullivan: Actually I was shooting for disarming, with a touch of charm.

That's fascinating. I one time made a potato clock.

Deeks [to Oluwa]

He's going to be fit, but thin, more cute than manly, sort of a cross between a beach-boy surfer and a terrier.

Sullivan [describing Kensi's fiancee]

Deeks: I like that Sullivan. I'm glad you made a friend.
Kensi: He's not really a friend. He's more an obnoxious ass I was trying to shut up.

Kensi: Sorry I've been so difficult.
Deeks: You've got nothing to apologize for. You've got a lot on your plate.
Kensi: I do. But I've been taking it out on you and I shouldn't do that.

Deeks: Keystroke logger? I tried one of those at a microbrewery in Seattle, although I prefer the complex aroma of a good ale.
Nell: Come on, Deeks.

Deeks: So all we need is patience.
Nell: Mahatma Gandhi?
Deeks: Axl Rose, I think. Could be Mel Gibson.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

A friend and an early mentor always used to say, 'A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.'

Hetty

All this time hunting for the mole, and now it seems as if the mole is headed straight at us.

Hetty [to Kensi]