Sarah: [To Vic] Oh, you want me to apologize to you?
Felix: Which of the 12 steps is that?

Hey. Listen. We're just gonna do it. We're just gonna say it out loud. Sarah Manning, I know this may sound crazy but I think you are a... Pisces. Am I right? Yeah, it makes so much sense to me. Whatever it is, I don't care. Let's just get out of here.

Cal

Vic: What's going on?
Felix: You are supposed to come to rehab to heal and to grow! You're not supposed to come to rehab to get even sleazier.

I could have saved her, but I didn't. She clawed at the counter top, begging for her life. I stood there until it was over. Ahhh. It feels so good to say that out loud!

Allison

Hey, you can trust me. The stuff that I've done? No judgment.

Vic

So just find me an Andrew Peckham, somewhere within old man driving range.

Sarah

Sarah: I can't do this without you.
Cosima: Obviously. I'm the geek monkey.

OK. I'm a bottle hider. But why do I have to admit that to a bunch of drunk losers?

Allison

Is that coffee? Jesus. You're the best date I've had in years.

Felix

Helena: White Russian?
Jesse: Pork rind?

Felix: Arthur, you beast. I'm not even taking any new clients.
Art: Oh yeah?
Felix: Yeah.
Art: Then how about you take your hand off of my ass?

You make me cry sestra.

Helena

Orphan Black Quotes

Alison: Felix, are you high?
Felix: I didn't know there was going to be a huge emergency, did I?

C'mon. Get your shit together you silly tit!

Sarah