Shameless
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You're Frank's kid? And this is your first felony bust? Gettin a little late start for a Gallagher, aren't ya.
Cop [to Lip]
Aww you guys popped your cherry! Hey you see my dad in there?
Kevin
Candace: More cookies to sell?
Debbie: Is Jimmy here?
Candace: No he's back at school in Michigan.
Debbie: No, he's living 96 blocks away on the Southside, dating my sister, stealing cars, and going by the name of Steve.
So uh, Kev, just out of curiosity, you happen to know the age of consent in Illinois?
Frank
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Kevin
It's bad enough that my cookie box is all stretched out.
Jasmine
Well the food's not so great, but the pussy's pretty good.
Grammy Gallagher
I've never seen you put on deodorant before.
Carl [to Frank]
Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore.
Lip
Eat my ass!!!
Debbie [playing video game]
Snob Mob: It must be nice not to own a house and have to worry about this stuff.
Fiona: Yeah, it gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods.
Wanna see me make a Mangina?
Steve
