It’s a beer can Christmas tree. Just when you think our trash can’t get any whiter.

Becky

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• Added: December 01, 2021

Nick: Phones suck all of your energy. They keep you from living your life in the present.
Becky: I have no energy and no life, so truly not a problem for me.

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• Added: December 01, 2021

Becky: Harris, why are you stealing food?
Harris: Mom didn’t pack me a lunch when she kicked me out, so I’m grabbing a meal.

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• Added: December 01, 2021

The only way that dresser’s worth 500 bucks is if there’s a bag of cocaine taped under one of the drawers.

Jackie

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• Added: December 01, 2021

Dan: This is a lot more than just a bedroom set. When I first married your Mom, her family said I wouldn’t amount to anything.
Jackie: We did say that.
Dan: Yeah, you did. In a lot of ways, I thought they might be right. I had to prove to myself that they weren’t, so when your Mom wanted this set, I worked my ass off to get it for her. Two jobs and a year of layaway. And when I finally brought it home, that’s when I realized that I could step up and do the things I needed to do to be a husband and father.

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• Added: December 01, 2021