The Conners
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Darlene: I can honestly say that I hope you find somebody.
Ben: Well, thanks.
Darlene: Anything you want to say to me?
Ben: Oh, sure. Yes. I can honestly say that I don’t wish you on anybody.
This could be the O’doul’s talking, but I’m pretty sure you and Ben still have feelings for each other.
Nick
Ben: Just for the record, I didn’t waste your life. You wasted mine.
Darlene: Oh, let’s unpack that.
There are still artisans out there who march to the beat of their own LSD-fueled drummer.
Dan
Louise would hate this. This is the most traditional, depressing furniture I have ever seen. People with this furniture are sleeping on rubber sheets and being turned over by strangers.
Becky
Don’t pay. Send the check but don’t sign it. Sign the check but don’t send it. Put it back in the mailbox marked not at this address, and pay…next week.
Dan [going through bills]
It was always a dream of mine to have a book store, as long as no customers came in and touched my precious books.
Darlene
Nick: Phones suck all of your energy. They keep you from living your life in the present.
Becky: I have no energy and no life, so truly not a problem for me.
It’s a beer can Christmas tree. Just when you think our trash can’t get any whiter.
Becky
The only way that dresser’s worth 500 bucks is if there’s a bag of cocaine taped under one of the drawers.
Jackie
Becky: Harris, why are you stealing food?
Harris: Mom didn’t pack me a lunch when she kicked me out, so I’m grabbing a meal.
Dan: This is a lot more than just a bedroom set. When I first married your Mom, her family said I wouldn’t amount to anything.
Jackie: We did say that.
Dan: Yeah, you did. In a lot of ways, I thought they might be right. I had to prove to myself that they weren’t, so when your Mom wanted this set, I worked my ass off to get it for her. Two jobs and a year of layaway. And when I finally brought it home, that’s when I realized that I could step up and do the things I needed to do to be a husband and father.
