The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 3 Quotes
Jeff: You know, we’re all carbon-based beings. If you added any more pressure, you could turn into a diamond. I learned that in Superman comics.
Darlene: I hadn’t pegged you as a reader.
Barbara: I didn’t mean to upset her.
Dan: Well, you’ve got to be careful around the insane.
He’s a good guy. It’s just the way I see things is changing, and I don’t know if he’s willing to change with me.
Darlene
Becky, stop. If you don’t go back to rehab, you’re not just screwing up your own life. You’re screwing up Beverly Rose’s. I had to grow up with an alcoholic father. I never brought friends around because he would always embarrass me, and when he went out at night, I used to pray that he wouldn’t die in a car crash. And then, when things got really bad, I prayed that he would. So, you really want to put Beverly Rose through that?
Jackie
In this family, you can bat a pretty good average by assuming the worst.
Darlene
[to Becky] You know I felt alone all day, and then I sit here, and I talk to you, and I realize how much better that was.
Darlene
Dan: I thought I was done picking you kids up after you’d done something stupid.
Darlene: You told me that you would give me a ride any time and that you wouldn’t judge me.
Dan: You were 14! That offer expires after you’ve had your second kid.
Come on, Becky. Train wreck recognizes train wreck. Unless you always sleep in your clothes with your shoes on?
Jackie
[to Beverly Rose] Okay, it’s official. Between taxes and bills, by the time I save enough money to go to school, you and I will be starting college together.
Becky
You and your sister better get your crap together. This night could have ended a lot differently with the baby in the hospital and your car wrapped around a tree.
Dan
Molly: What are you doing now? Last I remember, you were working at the Lunch Box.
Jackie: Still am.
Molly: Oh, are you married?
Jackie: Nope.
Molly: Do you still have that mom you were always fighting with?
Jackie: Let’s cut to the chase. Nothing’s changed. 27 years. Zippo.
When I was having dinner with Mickey, I was so impressed by the me I made up for him, I want to be just like her.
Becky
