The Simpsons
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Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and...what are you doing with that gun?!
Grandpa
It's like they don't care if you make money, as long as they make money. What kind of corporation does that?
Marge
Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour, your new teacher is...everybody pray!
Principal Skinner: This is a public school
Superintendent Chalmers: I said pray!
Oh Marge I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to watch, even the children seem upset.
Homer
Homer: A-camping we will go
Marge: But where I still don't know
Homer: A place that's filled with sun and sand, a desert steamed from Disneyland, keep expectations low.
Superintendent Chalmers: According to this file from Blazing Guy's secret security, your behavior was so egregious we can do something that we've never done before - fire a teacher.
Principal Skinner: Hand in your red pen...oh, I'm not gonna pass fingernail inspection tonight.
Mr. Lassen: We should team up, I can get you out of here
Sideshow Bob: A partner, intriguing, who gets to gut him like a little pot-bellied salmon?
Mr. Lassen: I assumed we'd take turns
SIdeshow Bob: No deal
It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.
Don
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!
Homer
Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.
Homer
Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Milhouse: Booyah!
Bart: Now you're not.
I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?
Homer
