The Simpsons
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Quimby: Don't you idiots see what this means.
Lenny: Idiots? Why do we re-elect this guy?
Carl: Because his opponent has a long Slavic name.
Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen. But sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.
Marge
I cannot hide the snide inside!
Comic book guy
Nerds don't get girls!
Comic Book Guy
No one told me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've ever seen and laughed at.
Krusty
Rabbi Krustofski: What did the burning bush say?
Krusty: It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?
Bart: I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.
Krusty: I've never said no to a binge.
It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf
Homer
You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus
Homer
These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's tv.
Moe
I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.
Grandpa
The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.
Homer
