How can they say I'm past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine.

Krusty

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• Added: September 25, 2014

Bart: I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.
Krusty: I've never said no to a binge.

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• Added: September 24, 2014

Rabbi Krustofski: What did the burning bush say?
Krusty: It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?

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• Added: September 24, 2014

No one told me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've ever seen and laughed at.

Krusty

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• Added: September 24, 2014