The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 21 Quotes
I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
Ned
Rod: We thought you were gonna die.
Tod: And then Uncle Kevin would have to raise us.
Rod: And his funny friend, David.
Ned Flanders: Oh I'd put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I'd let that happen.
Marge: You two are going out? I thought I told you the Flanderers were coming over for dinner.
Lisa: I'm having a tea party at Jamie's.
Bart: And I'm having a stink bomb party at the house next to Jamie's... no connection.
Bart: Stop dragging me! When i get older I'm gonna drag you around and buy you clothes.
Marge: Oh, that's wonderful!
Lenny: I'm gonna miss ted, he was a good supervisor
Carl: Definitely hands off. He didn't mind if we punched out late
Homer: And he didn't mind that we made a few changes to the soda machine...mmm... beer
Homer: Marge, can you still love a man that's half beer?
Marge: I always have
Kang: This is the best musical I've sene in lightyears
Kodos: Light years measure distance, not time!
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?
Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
Marge: I can't kill her, she's Lisa's god mother
Apu: You can apologize in hell
Marge: I guess I could!
Lisa: Apu, how did you survie?
Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted meat and as a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth
Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itself
Principal Skinner
Lighten up ladies, it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume
Homer Simpson
