The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 21 Quotes
Just as I feared, her Buddhism has led directly to witchcraft.
Flanders [about Lisa]
Lisa: I am interested in learning more about Wicca. Are you a minority group as defined by Ivy League admissions?
Wiccan: Cornell and Dartmouth.
I hate traffic, the band and the phenomenon.
Homer
So now Andy is a TV writer? Loser.
Lisa
Makeup Artist: Andrew, I wanted to show you something in the make out room.. err makeup room.
Andy: I'll be right there in a minute babe. [to Bart]: Looks like I just bought some property on Boner Way.
From now on our family is eating healthy food that looks bad on the shelf and good in our colon.
Marge
Bart: Dad! Lisa's making me see things from both sides again!
Homer: Lisa, I warned you about that!
Lisa: Shouldn't Bart have all the information he needs to make an informed decision?
Homer: Now you're doing it to me, aww...
You know when I was your age, we couldn't film our pranks for Youtube, it was local news or nothing.
Andy Hamilton
Bart: Willie, I know you witnessed the most awesome prank since creation.
Willie: I'll nay speak to you of those dark times, Bart Simpson.
Bart: But if there was a more awesome dude than I, I need to know who he was, what he did and how many days detention he got.
Bart Simpson, that is a rebuilt Yugoslavian engine and there's not even a Yugoslavia anymore. Bring it back at once.
Skinner
My wife and my worst friend. Could it be?
Homer [about Marge and Ned having an affair]
Marge: The most intimate evening we spent this week was when I was ironing your shirts
Homer: Actually, those were Carl's shirts
