The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 22 Quotes
Selma: What a cheap date.
Moe: I'm not cheap baby. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. There's a big difference.
No child of mine will go without anything. Ever. Except quality health care.
Homer
Mousy and Catsy! Aren't they great?
Krusty
You can't climb into the TV. If you could, I'd make Alex Trebek answer some questions.
Homer
Bart: I'll be the demon. You be the thimble.
Milhouse: Aw, I'm always the thimble.
Homer: They should call this one recipe for murder.
Marge: What do you mean "this one?"
Homer: Never mind.
Dracula: His blood! It's full of cholesterol!
Homer: And not the good kind.
Edmund: Let's move between the trees the way a bat does: by jumping.
She just wanted to ride bikes through New England, but those seats hurt my ass.
Homer
Edmund: You have beautiful eyes.
Lisa: They're just dots in circles.
Why is there a steering wheel in my bedroom?
Otto
What was that lesson I learned from video games? Oh yeah. Kill, kill, kill!
Bart
