Kent Brockman: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been committing?
Homer: Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent Brockman: (pause) Mmm, touch.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Characters:
Homer Simpson, Kent Brockman
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 11: "Homer the Vigilante"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

Jimbo: You let me down, man! Now I don't believe in nothin'! I'm goin' to law school!
Homer: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Jimbo: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya?
Homer: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
Jimbo: Can I!
Homer: You're in. Here's the sack.
Moe: But you gotta supply your own doorknobs.