Moe: You know, I think I'll volunteer, too.
Barney: Why'd you say "too"?
Moe: Well, I assume I'm not the first one.


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Moe Szyslak, Barney Gumble
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 19: "Crook and Ladder"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 19 Quotes

Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money!?

Homer

We're not thieves. We're scavengers. Like the beautiful vulture, or the heroic tapeworm, or America's sweetheart, the maggot.

Homer