"The New Adventures of Old Tom"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 18, Peter gets trapped in them all overnight after his family abandons him, while Brian pretends he's a millionaire.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
"Take A Letter"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 17, Lois starts working at the post office and finds a letter Peter wrote to his old girlfriend that was never sent.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
"Heartbreak Dog"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 16, Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents while Brian gets fresh with Bonnie.

  • 2.5 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
"A Lot Going on Upstairs"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 15, Stewie asks Brian to help him fight the monster causing his nightmares while Peter turns the attic into a mancave.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
"Underage Peter"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 14, Brian buys alcohol for Peter and the rest of the guys after Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
"An App a Day"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13, when Peter breaks his phone and decides to get a better one, he gives his old one to Chris which has unexpected consequences.

"Scammed Yankees"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 12, Peter and his father-in-law get taken in by an email scam and head off to Africa to figure out how to get back their money.

  • 2.0 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
"The Peanut Butter Kid"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 11, with money tight, Stewie becomes the family's breadwinner when he is cast in a peanut butter commercial.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
"Candy, Quahog Marshmallow"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 10, the guys travel to Korea to find the series finale of an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in years ago.

  • 4.8 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
"A Shot in the Dark"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 9, Peter is charged with a hate crime after shooting someone while on patrol for his new neighborhood watch group.

  • 2.0 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)