"Hot Pocket Dial"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7, Peter becomes jealous and is angry with Quagmire after he pocket dials him and declares his love for Lois.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Peter's Sister"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7, Peter bonds with Meg after his long-lost sister, Karen, visits for Thanksgiving and causes him some problems.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Peter, Chris & Brian"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 5, Peter is afraid Chris is going to be a failure like him and enlists Brian's help to make Chris a success.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Peternormal Activity *"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 4, Peter, Quagmire and the rest of the crew try to write a horror movie, but get freaked out by their own ideas.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Guy Robot"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 3, Lois makes Peter buy a new mattress while Stewie and Brian have a falling out over a stand up comedy act.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Papa Has a Rollin' Son"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 2, Peter tries to fool Joe's handicap phobic dad, while Stewie deals with his own potential handicap.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Pilling Them Softly"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 1, Peter and Quagmire start a cooking show while Stewie and Brian start taking ADHD medication.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Take My Wife"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 18, Peter is shocked when he figures out that the vacation in the Bahamas that Lois booked is actually a couple's retreat on the season finale.

"Fighting Irish"

On the 250th installment of Family Guy, Peter says he could beat Liam Neeson (guest-voicing as himself) in a fight, but soon realizes that winning is tougher than he thinks

"Roasted Guy"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16, Peter gets his feelings hurt after an event where his friends come together to "roast" him.

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie