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NCIS Review: Teddy and Rabbit

NCIS Review: Teddy and Rabbit

Something in the details of what appears to be a Marine's car accident triggers a childhood memory for Abby. This in turn affects the NCIS team. How does it play out? Read our review for more.
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NCIS Review: You Are Not Alone

NCIS Review: You Are Not Alone

The NCIS team deals with the aftermath of the deaths of Jackie Vance and Eli David. Meanwhile, Ziva is looking for one thing: revenge. How does it all end? Read our review for details.
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NCIS Promo: It's Payback Time

NCIS Promo: It's Payback Time

NCIS picks up next Tuesday in the shocking aftermath of what we witnessed this week. Check out the first promo for "Shiva."
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NCIS Review: The Steel Bonds of Blood

NCIS Review: The Steel Bonds of Blood

Ziva's father returns under mysterious circumstances on NCIS this week. Meanwhile, a man is found dead by a father and son while on a fishing expedition and the team is called to investigate.
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NCIS Quotes

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.