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New Girl Review: Save Me

New Girl Review: Save Me

This week on New Girl, Schmidt and Nick tried to celebrate their tenth anniversary as roommates. But did it go the way they planned? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: No-Nail Oath

New Girl Review: No-Nail Oath

This week on New Girl, the roommates fight over the perfect parking spot. But is that really all that they're fighting about? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Monsoon Bedding

New Girl Review: Monsoon Bedding

Nick's dad comes to visit and Jess falls victim to his cons. Can Nick fix the damage between him and his father and get Jess her money back?
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New Girl Review: Hashtag VaGenius

New Girl Review: Hashtag VaGenius

When Jess realizes her biological clock is ticking on New Girl, she drags Cece with her to the gynecologist. Meanwhile, Nick attempts to craft his zombie novel.
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New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick