"Moe'N'a Lisa"

Lisa discovers that Moe's written rantings are perfect fodder for poetry, but at a writer's convention, Moe ends up taking the credit.

"G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"

Homer finds himself in an army training camp after trying to get his children out of an agreement to join by age 18.

"Treehouse of Horror XVII"

The Simpsons' annual Halloween hodgepodge. Phil McGraw, Richard Lewis, Fran Drescher, Sir Mix-a-lot and Maurice LaMarche guest star.

"Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"

After buying Homer a collection of handyman's books, Marge becomes a handywoman, but uses Homer since no one in town is thrilled over the idea of a female carpenter.

"Jazzy and the Pussycats"

Bart gets a drum kit to work out his aggression. Lisa adopts animals to combat depression when Bart is chosen over Lisa to be a member of Lisa's favorite jazz band.

"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"

Lisa becomes friends with Fat Tony's son Michael. The Simpsons are invited over for dinner, where Fat Tony is shot and Homer becomes Springfield's new mob boss.

"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"

Sick of being called slow, Homer signs up to teach a marriage class.

"Lady Bouvier's Lover"

At Maggie's first birthday party, Grampa falls for Marge's mother, Jackie.

"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"

Bart plays hooky from school and becomes a witness to the Mayor's son's supposed assault of a waiter.

"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"

Bart accidentally gets Principal Skinner fired when he brings his dog in to class.

The Simpsons Quotes

Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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