Other than breaking up with Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), getting drunk and seeing his therapist, not much happened on Two and a Half Men. Except it made us laugh. A lot.
Charlie certainly may have had a "A Good Time in Central Africa" in the past, but this time it was a Spanish maid in Malibu he fell in love with on Two and a Half Men.
Did Liz Vassey of CSI fame make an honest man out of Charlie on last night's Two and a Half Men? More importantly, find out why Alan was masturbating so much during "Twanging Your Magic Clanger."
We loved that Lyndsey finally saw the Alan we've been watching for years on Two and a Half Men. Read about it and prostitutes in our "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers" review.
Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow? Alan: Why? Jake: I want to hang out with my friends. Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you? Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."
Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit? Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket