Quotables for Week Ending February 10, 2017
Carissa Pavlica
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So much tragedy!
Jane the Virgin and The Fosters led the pack.
Find out who else suffered and others who might have expressed their happiness or sadness in other ways in the quotes below.
1. Jane the Virgin
Michael: I love you.
Jane: I love you too. You got this.
Michael: Okay.
Jane: Michael, I am so proud of you.
Narrator: And friends, it should be noted that Jane would play this moment over and over until it became a memory.
2. The Fosters
They're really good kids. They're just making bad decisions.
Lena
3. Black Sails
Thousands of men in Nassau are living in fear of my return because I decreed it. Hundreds of dead Redcoats in a forest far from here because I made it so. I’m the reason grown men lie awake at night. I am a new beginning for Nassau.
Long John Silver
4. 24: Legacy
You're right. Running CTU is like a drug. It's hard to come down from.
Rebecca
5. The Young Pope
Andrew: When are you going to grow up?
Lenny: Never. A priest never grows up because he can never become a father. He'll always be a son.
6. Taboo
Lorna: We need some more coal for my fireplace, it's freezing.
Delaney: Now, why would we do that? This is the Delaney household, we have no warmth here.
7. The Magicians
Fen: Curses are tricky.
Penny: You don't say.
Fen: They usually end once they've run their course. And not before.
Penny: That doesn't help us. This one seems to want to run its course until they're all dead.
8. Supergirl
You know, I've been talking to some of the regulars, and apparently Earth males are only supposed to express their feelings about sports and occasionally monster trucks. Who knew?
Mon-El
9. The Bachelor
If you go to America, your life will be in color.
Kristina
10. Quantico
It's ironic, isn't it? The last three months while I was teaching you to be an operative, you were operating me.
Owen
11. Being Mary Jane
I can feel it's wrong for a kid to be bullied for wearing kilts, but that doesn't mean I want my man wearing them.
MJ
12. Scorpion
Cabe: We're in the North Pacific Gyre Current. It's large and swirling and occupies the northern basin of the Pacific.
Toby: How do you know that?
Cabe: I was a Marine as in mariner, maritime, related to the sea?!
Toby: I don't like condescending Cabe.
13. Timeless
Lucy: Just a nice boy from Saint Louis who becomes the most famous man in the world. About a decade from now, he becomes a Nazi sympathizer, paranoid and anti-Semetic. Hitler awards him a medal.
Rufus: Boy, that story took a dark turn.
14. Legion
Syd: Please keep talking, so we can pretend that our problems are all in our heads.
David: What does that mean?
Syd: It means that you're in here because somebody said you're not normal.
Lenny: Oooh, I like her! I like you. You've got what the kids these days call moxie.
Syd: All I'm saying is, what if your problems aren't in your head. What if they aren't even problems?
15. Outsiders
You are the rightful Brenin. My faith is in your hands.
Foster
16. The Flash
On my Earth, financial wagering was banned after an unfortunate incident with Vice President Al Capone.
H.R.
17. Legends of Tomorrow
Mick: Listen you fop, you can give it to her yourself, or are you too much of a pansy?
George Washington: I've been a soldier since I was 20 years old. But our cause is the cause of all men, to be treated equally regardless of hereditary privilege. We must prove to the world that you don't need a title to be a gentleman. The British may be dishonorable, but I am not. By my death, I will prove to the crown what it means to be an American.
Mick: You don't know the first thing about what it means to be an American. We're misfits, outcasts, and we're proud of it. If they attack in formation, we pop 'em off from the trees, if they challenge you to a duel, you raid their camp at night and if they're gonna hang you, you fight dirty and you never, ever, give up. That's the American way.
18. Agents of SHIELD
Please, don't sugarcoat it, Doc. And by that I mean, please sugarcoat it.
Director Mace [to Simmons]
19. Bull
Disease can't make you a loser, only you can do that.
Bull
20. NCIS: New Orleans
Gregorio: This guy's in the middle of a crusade, exposing people left and right, then he just offs himself. Does that seem right to you?
Pride: Nothing about this seems right.
21. The Expanse
Capt. Holden: We fought for nothing. People died. We nearly died. Miller...
Naomi: He got you out of Eros alive.
Capt. Holden: He shot an unarmed man, right in the head.
Naomi: An unarmed mass murderer.
22. This Is Us
So please, Ben, please do not tell me what my husband would do if he loved me. My husband's a freaking superhero, and you have no idea what you're talking about.
Rebecca
23. NCIS
Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!
Gibbs
24. Bones
Booth: Don't you think it's good to not know how something works? C'mon, science takes the magic out of everything.
Brennan: It's not magic to begin with, it's just rules that govern the universe.
25. Chicago Fire
I know what you're thinking and whipped cream will not be a part of it.
Casey
26. Six
God must be laughing. I'm a SEAL, and my sperm can't even swim.
Bear
27. Suits
Mike: You're never going to believe it, but they have me supervising a third year law student, thinks she knows more than me.
Harvey: You mean, you have a you?
Mike: She is so much worse than me.
Harvey: Is she constantly talking about what a great memory she has? Does she have a man purse?
Mike: You done?
28. The 100
This isn't just about saving us. I made a promise to Roan. It's about saving everyone.
Clarke
29. Star
Gladys Knight: It's wrong: And this world that we live in, and the way we live in it, is the reason why she's not here.
30. Law & Order: SVU
Benson: We spoke to Ethan Miller -- do you know him?
Dr. Keller: Of course. He's a friend of Luke's.
Benson: He says that you sexually assaulted him 10 or 11 times and then you moved onto Trey. Ethan was upset. He punched him and they both got suspended.
Dr. Keller: They're kids! They have sexual fantasies about older women. It's normal and natural.
Benson: There's nothing normal or natural about statutory rape.
31. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Going most of the way but not all is ridiculously sexy.
Abby
32. Criminal Minds
Alves: So who's your inspiration?
Walker: You wouldn't know him. He's great, but a bit obscure.
Alves: Try me.
Walker: Trombone Shorty.
Alves: Yeah. He did some studio work with Prince.
Walker: So my man knows jazz.
Alves: I know Prince ... a little bit.
33. Arrow
Diggle: Are you ready for this?
Dinah: When I signed on I didn't think I would be stopping a nuclear arms deal in a foreign country.
Diggle: When I signed on I didn't think I'd be dealing with aliens.
Dinah: Aliens?
34. Blindspot
Boyd: These people are angry. They hate the government.
Weller: That doesn't make them criminals.
35. Lethal Weapon
Murtaugh: Are you Kevin Flynn?
Flynn: Yeah. What the hell do you want?
Riggs: Is there maybe another Kevin Flynn inside there? A bigger one or something?
Murtaugh: Is Snow White around?
36. Riverdale
Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?
Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.
