Quotables from Week Ending February 18, 2016

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What makes a good quote?

Hopefully, it can stand on its own. You don't need more context. It just is.

Maybe it makes you laugh, think about something you wouldn't otherwise. In the best case scenario, it makes you tune into a show you've never thought you would watch before.

If any of these quote turn your head, let us know!

1. Lucifer

Seducing chloe lucifer

Lucifer: There are several lovely ladies milling around out there. Which one do you desire?
Security Guard: You. I'm gay.

Lucifer: There are several lovely ladies milling around out there. Which one do you desire? Security Guard: You. I'm gay.

2. Code Black

An odd wedding code black

Angus: What's this?
Heather: Adderall.
Angus: You have ADHD?
Heather: No, I'm a surgeon who works thirty-six hour shifts.

Angus: What's this? Heather: Adderall. Angus: You have ADHD? Heather: No, I'm a surgeon who works thirty-six hour shifts.

3. Younger

Getting to know you younger

Liza: Great. Morning beer.
Josh: We're at a bluegrass festival, Liza. That's how we roll.

Liza: Great. Morning beer. Josh: We're at a bluegrass festival, Liza. That's how we roll.

4. The Vampire Diaries

Brother and brother the vampire diaries

Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.

Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food? Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.

5. Days of Our Lives

Days of our lives

Philip: I love you.
Victor: Good for you.

Philip: I love you. Victor: Good for you.

6. The Originals

Elijah mikaelson

Hayley: How exactly do you plan on keeping her distracted?
Elijah: With a little salt and an old wound.

Hayley: How exactly do you plan on keeping her distracted? Elijah: With a little salt and an old wound.

7. Grimm

Steps behind a killer grimm

If I knew he was gonna get murdered, I'd have told him not to go!

Homeless Man
If I knew he was gonna get murdered, I'd have told him not to go!

8. Blue Bloods

Danny reagan photo

Ok, is there anyone here who didn't kill him?

Danny
Ok, is there anyone here who didn't kill him?

9. Downton Abbey

The race downton abbey

Robert: What's he got that fascinates Mary when poor old Tony's rolling acres and glistening coronet didn't? You'll say sex appeal, but isn't Mary too sensible?
Cora: We have a very contrary daughter.

Robert: What's he got that fascinates Mary when poor old Tony's rolling acres and glistening coronet didn't? You'll say sex appeal, but...

10. Vinyl

Richie and buck vinyl

Zak: He's talkin' a boycott. Label wide.
Richie: Over Donnie fuckin' Osmond?!

Zak: He's talkin' a boycott. Label wide. Richie: Over Donnie fuckin' Osmond?!

11. Castle

Rick castle photo

Kate: Now Rick, be charming but not too charming.
Rick: That's like asking Superman not to be too super.

Kate: Now Rick, be charming but not too charming. Rick: That's like asking Superman not to be too super.

12. Madam Secretary

Saving an arms deal madam secretary

So no passive agressive shaming from the Quakers for missing the conference?

Elizabeth
So no passive agressive shaming from the Quakers for missing the conference?

13. The Good Wife

Alicia florrick photo

Eli: So the 27th floor again. Everything comes full circle.
Alicia: Yes first the tragedy, then the farce.

Eli: So the 27th floor again. Everything comes full circle. Alicia: Yes first the tragedy, then the farce.

14. Bitten

Clay and elena bitten

My son will drain the fluid from your eye and carve it out if you do not tell me right now where your brother is. Clay! Get the knife!

Jeremy
My son will drain the fluid from your eye and carve it out if you do not tell me right now where your brother is. Clay! Get the knife!

15. The X-Files

Finding a way to communicate the x files

How do you say 'howdy partner' in Arabic?

Mulder
How do you say 'howdy partner' in Arabic?

16. Major Crimes

The wrong color major crimes

Taylor: The past can wait.
Tao: Except... it's already here.

Taylor: The past can wait. Tao: Except... it's already here.

17. The Magicians

Becoming distracting the magicians

Margo: A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don't want it anymore.
Quentin: That's a terrible system. Why can't it run on love, or...cocaine?

Margo: A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don't want it anymore. Quentin: That's a terrible system. Why...

18. Shameless

Dealing with cancer shameless

She wasn't taking advantage of me. We're in love!

Lip
She wasn't taking advantage of me. We're in love!

19. The Flash

Up in the sky the flash

E-2 Barry: I'm gonna have to find this guy and give him a piece of my mind.
Harry: Oh, don't give him too much.

E-2 Barry: I'm gonna have to find this guy and give him a piece of my mind. Harry: Oh, don't give him too much.

20. Teen Wolf

An odd twist teen wolf

Liam: Okay, why's the hellhound going to the school?
Stiles: Because he's got a yearning for higher education.

Liam: Okay, why's the hellhound going to the school? Stiles: Because he's got a yearning for higher education.

21. iZombie

An unsettling discover izombie

Clive: I'm gonna run this by Bozzio.
Ravi: If she bears your children, you'll start using her first name, right?

Clive: I'm gonna run this by Bozzio. Ravi: If she bears your children, you'll start using her first name, right?

22. Agent Carter

Dottie and jarvis marvels agent carter

Jarvis: One final word of advice I know you fancy yourself a political animal but you are decidedly out of your depths, Chief Thompson, and these waters are full of sharks.
Jack: Some advice for you. A little baking soda; that'll get the stains out when you're doing soft laundry.
Jarvis: Well, everybody knows that.

Jarvis: One final word of advice I know you fancy yourself a political animal but you are decidedly out of your depths, Chief Thompson,...

23. Rizzoli & Isles

Maura is abducted rizzoli and isles

Jane: How are you doing?
Angela: All I can do is make sandwiches, so lousy.

Jane: How are you doing? Angela: All I can do is make sandwiches, so lousy.

24. New Girl

Nick miller picture

I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick
I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

25. Chicago Fire

Dawson and kidd chicago fire

Herrmann: I'll post a copy over at Molly's. Ten percent off all drinks for anybody who signs the petition.
Mouch: Pretty sure that's illegal.
Herrmann: Five percent then.
Mouch: Still illegal.

Herrmann: I'll post a copy over at Molly's. Ten percent off all drinks for anybody who signs the petition. Mouch: Pretty sure that's...

26. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce

Youre uninvited girlfriends guide to divorce

Barbara: OK, I don't know how many Kate Hudson movies you all watched last night, but folks don't actually run around saving people and magically getting people back together.
Jo: Not with that attitude they don't.

Barbara: OK, I don't know how many Kate Hudson movies you all watched last night, but folks don't actually run around saving people and...

27. NCIS

Finding the girl ncis

Fornell: What?
Tony: It's a nice look, the neon, chin strap. Did you guys stop by a rave on the way back?

Fornell: What? Tony: It's a nice look, the neon, chin strap. Did you guys stop by a rave on the way back?

28. Shadowhunters

It glows season 1 episode 6 shadowhunters

My father didn't go astray, Magnus. He went insane.

Clary
My father didn't go astray, Magnus. He went insane.

29. Chicago Med

Halstead and manning clash chicago med

Sarah: Uh...fourth period, bottom of the ninth -- put me back in, Coach.
Daniel: Butchered hockey, football, and baseball in one sentence -- impressive.

Sarah: Uh...fourth period, bottom of the ninth -- put me back in, Coach. Daniel: Butchered hockey, football, and baseball in one sentence...

30. NCIS: New Orleans

The mystery man ncis new orleans

Brody: You ever been in a terrorist chat room?
LaSalle: It's not on my bucket list.

Brody: You ever been in a terrorist chat room? LaSalle: It's not on my bucket list.

31. Pretty Little Liars

Spencer hastings photograph

Buildings have secrets, too.

Spencer
Buildings have secrets, too.

32. Arrow

Primping arrow

Hey, I'm a Vegas girl. Whoever you owe money to is going to have to get up pretty early in the morning to take me on.

Donna
Hey, I'm a Vegas girl. Whoever you owe money to is going to have to get up pretty early in the morning to take me on.

33. Law & Order: SVU

A pedophile ring law and order svu s17e15

Benson: An attaboy from Hank Abraham.
Barba: Cue the apocalypse.

Benson: An attaboy from Hank Abraham. Barba: Cue the apocalypse.

34. Chicago PD

Something stinks chicago pd season 3 episode 15

Voight: I already offered Burgess a spot in this unit. She turned it down.
Lindsay: Everybody deserves a second chance. That's what it said on the coffee shop chalkboard this morning.

Voight: I already offered Burgess a spot in this unit. She turned it down. Lindsay: Everybody deserves a second chance. That's what it...

35. Supernatural

Back in time supernatural

My name is Dean Winchester and I am on a mission from the future.

Dean
My name is Dean Winchester and I am on a mission from the future.

36. Vikings

Ragnar lives vikings

Aslaug: So Paris was everything Athelstan said it would be.
Bjorn: Yes, and everything Ragnar dreamed. And more beside.

Aslaug: So Paris was everything Athelstan said it would be. Bjorn: Yes, and everything Ragnar dreamed. And more beside.

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