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October 7th, 2011 1:47 AM
hahahahahahaa weird responses. i respect all of you.... ashton, is a wise young soul, but thats like taking off john lennon off the beatles, or taking off homer from the simpsons.. hahahaha live on kutcher, stick with movies like just married... i liked that movie.. quit buddy.
October 6th, 2011 10:17 PM
Chuck? Is that you? Is that the guy who courted Charlie Sheen and built a show around him with a great supporting cast? Is that really you? The guy who assembled a team of producers, writers and a production team that made us laugh our brains out with a great show?
I don't recognize you anymore. What's happened to you? You look like you've lost a lot of ratings weight. Almost 11 million viewers worth in just 3 episodes. You're looking really thin on Monday nights now. Almost haunted and gaunt.
Your scripts are paper thin, your actors look like they're in some British stage play. And the laughs are so thin I had to switch to a commercial to find something funny to laugh at.
What's happened to that Malibu beach house with Charlie, Evelyn, Alan and Jake? Why am I staring at a bearded Kelso who spends a lot of time acting like he's still in grade 3? Oh Chuck please come back to us and deliver the goods. Please put us and you out of our collective misery.
Charlie's not coming ba
October 6th, 2011 9:59 PM
Charlie come back!! All is forgiven.
October 6th, 2011 9:38 PM
I know I have talked the new two and a half men show a few weeks now . But to night I want to tell all the people that like the way chuck loree had gone with the show 2 .5 I use to love watching the showed with Charlie in them because it made me laugh and forget how bad my life was just for 30 minutes .. I remember once I came home from the hospital very sick and Charlie made the joke about rose glued his privates together to make them look like a fruit bat .. I laugh so hard my wife and daughter came running in my room .and ask are you ok. They had not heard me laugh in years . See I was told.that week that my heart wad only working 20% C.H. F .. any way ..I was giving Chuck Loree a chance with the big bang theory show .. you see to night I wad heart broken .it was like my heart was broken into . Like when someone hurt you so bad you ask yourself will I make it through this ..Congestive Heart Failure .. when the doctor tell you that you have that at 49 man it kicks the props out from
October 6th, 2011 7:01 PM
Please no more. Ashton Kutcher as a geek??? No way..not believable. Just too painful to watch. Get rid of Ashton Kutcher and bring in.....Seth rogen!!! Get rid of the geek line and bring back the humor!
October 6th, 2011 5:30 PM
Totally agree with the writer's assessment. The new show is completely lame. Kushton's character just doesn't add up.
October 6th, 2011 4:14 PM
@croc 111
LOL, good comment.
It’ll be just like rubberneckers slowing down to view a horrific traffic accident.
October 6th, 2011 3:40 PM
It looks like the creators are relying on viewer's sense of masochism for ratings. People tune in thinking, "How much worse this could get?"
October 6th, 2011 1:29 PM
This week's show was an insult to anyone with a decent sense of humor!!! A food fight...really??? How juvenile and NOT FUNNY! I think Sesame Street had more mature humor!!! Maybe it's the writers' fault, but this show without Charlie is a joke (and not the good kind!!!) Ashton could not be LESS funny or MORE stupid...and the characters who used to be hilarious are no longer because there is no chemistry between the cast! As I see it, there are two choices...(1) bring Charlie back or (2) cancel the show!!! You blew it!!!
October 6th, 2011 11:32 AM
Very unfortunate turn of events....The gay subtext is a bit much and Kutcher seems to be channeling his 70s Show idiot character.
Some of the rare funny moments in the first two episodes seem to be dialog that was written prior to the Sheen issue.
Probably the last season...even bring Sheen back won't fix this disaster...maybe Kutcher dies too and he and Charlie have a cage match in hell... the winner gets to return to earth...Satan is palyed either by Rose or by Charlie's mother
October 6th, 2011 12:01 AM
How did Herb's sister become Waldon's soon to be ex-wife? The kid can't act. Really need to bring Charlie back. The whole new format just doesn't work. Allan and Jake just staying for a few days.
October 5th, 2011 10:18 PM
Kutcher sucks!! Need I say more.....?
October 5th, 2011 8:39 PM
I was willing to give this a chance, but after episode 3, oh please, please, please get rid of Kutcher - it is embarrassing to watch him; why they made him another dimwit is just baffling...to play off his idiotic '70s show act is just cringe-worthy now. (I'm begining to think that WASN'T an act.) And if ANYONE from the show is reading, let me clue you in to something: NO woman in her right mind would find this guy the least bit attractive...in fact, just the opposite. PLEASE Chuck Lorre, give this show to Jon Cryer, the most deserving of all the cast, (I feel sorry he has to lower himself to this level) and build it around him and the other original members, bringing in guest stars each week to make it the must-go-to star vehicle for actors. Just please dispense with Kutcher - he's bringing the rest of them down and they don't deserve it. How sad. Oh, one more thing...don't bring back Sheen either...he doesn't deserve anything.
October 5th, 2011 7:10 PM
3 episodes and not so much as a laugh. Im done, no more DVR wasted space on this show. Sorry boys, it just doesnt work.
October 5th, 2011 4:04 PM
This show sucks,,,,wheres Sheen come on guys he didn't do anything to break contract.....I gave it 3 weeks, I have not laughed one time....
October 5th, 2011 2:12 PM
IMO, the new shows failure is less about Walden’s appearance and more about the lack of chemistry between the cast. Sorry, but I think it’s going to take much more than a shave and haircut to save this “situation comedy”.
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October 5th, 2011 12:52 PM
Waldon IS "hot." But--it's going to take more than his "hotness" looks to make this show last...
If this show is, in fact, going to last at all, the writers need to step up his character and make him look more like an adult. This last episode made him look so childish (and cluelessly stupid), that, really, other than his financial status, why would ANYONE want to jump in the sack with him? (A food fight in a family restaurant? REALLY?) Charlie might have been a wealthy, good-looking, substance-abusing, womanizing sleazeball, but at least he wasn't walking around, cluelessly, wondering why his steak wasn't cut up for him?
While the first episode of "Men" was ok and introduced wealthy, good-looking "Waldon," the next one was a disaster. SMARTEN HIM UP, PLEASE! I don't know many women out there who would want to spend time with a child -- even if he IS a "self-made millionaire." At times, I felt like my intelligence was insulted by his character...
Here's hoping the ne
October 5th, 2011 12:43 PM
Lorre, has to much pride and stupidity to bring Charlie back. This show is an epic failure . I use to think Charlie was responsable for the off colored jokes. But now I see that it was loree . The show has not only lost all it humor,but also has become vulgar and totaly not entertaining. I have chosen to never watch this show again.
October 5th, 2011 11:30 AM
Monday night with Aston Kutcher IS NOT GOOD. The food fight was terrible. I agree with the other comment, CUT THAT HAIR. I'm trying to give it a chance because I like Allan, and Herb, Jake is ok, but I'm fading fast.
October 5th, 2011 8:51 AM
Berta, Jake, and Alan continue to be AWESOME! I don't think we need to bring Charlie back, BUT I do think that Kutcher's character needs to be SMART. This is one handsome guy. Why is he being portrayed as ignorant? Come on.....let's make him a macho man! He is just way too cute to be acting stupid. Throwing food in a restaurant and acting like a baby????? No way! I will keep trying to watch, but things are going to have to improve. Kutcher needs to be the hunk that he really is!
October 5th, 2011 8:25 AM
Wow, I think jdo444 has really got something! That's a wonderful solution for this show that's missing that "certain something" that was Charlie. Are you listening, Chuck Lorre? Sometimes you just have to eat crow and I think it's time to bring our boy Charlie back. Ashton can't act and he needs to work on his marriage, so let's help him leave the show due to "personal reasons".
October 5th, 2011 8:19 AM
Show was better but the restaurant scene was ridiculous. I agree, Walden can't be a moron and a genius. His character must be better written if this version of Men is going to survive. It dropped off 8 million viewers from week one to week two. I'll be interested in seeing where the number is this week.
October 5th, 2011 2:15 AM
Let the show go on, I love, love love these comments. I agree the show sucks without Charlie but these comments are brilliant, the show has moved to the comments. I sometimes wonder what show the critics are watching because they all rave about how the show is still number one, getting better. They are obviously not watching the same show as the rest of you.I also think Lorre should hire some of you to write for the show,you would do a better job.
October 5th, 2011 1:06 AM
Wow it just isn't getting any better. It sounds like a laugh track is playing. The pitch and laughter is always the same.. I am still waiting for Aston to come out at the end of the show, yell burn, and tell us that we have been punked. Also like how they have moved Aston to the middle of the opening show when they are singing the theme song. Thusly telling us that Allan and everyone else are not the stars of the show.. I have never sat through a Two and A Half Men show and never laughed not even once.. But they have pulled the hat trick.. Not funny.. RIP Two and A Half Men.
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October 5th, 2011 12:27 AM
I will not waste my time watching another episode,it's no good without Charlie,Ashton is a horrible actor. I'm glad reruns are aired in L A. CBS should cancel ASAP.