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October 18th, 2011 4:11 PM
@Michael Yes I would.
Chuck Lorre has shown he can put on quality programming with The Big Bang Theory, Mike and Molly and early Two and a Half Men.....but this season is just lazy. AK's character is too much of a mixed up character....he's smart enough to make a billon dollars yet has the mentality of a child, Alan is just becoming more and more desperate and we haven;t even seen Jake not to mention the it's just not that funny anymore
October 18th, 2011 3:31 PM
for those that are attacking Chuck Lorre if he was not a jew would you still be hating him
October 18th, 2011 3:11 PM
I too am disappointed with season. There was alwasy sexual innuendo, now it is just blatantly about sex and bodily functions. Not cleaver at all I was hoping Alan could step up and be more of a man, and in the first episode it seemed promising. Now he seems to be curling up into a little ball of mush. Hope the writers can pull this off. If Iwant to hear a lot of fart, toilet and sex jokes, I'll take my earplugs out and listen to the kids.
October 18th, 2011 2:37 PM
The show is horrible, not funny at all.
October 18th, 2011 2:35 PM
I think the writers are really turning Alan into a real embarrassment of a person instead of keeping the status quo.
October 18th, 2011 2:32 PM
Ashton is just not a funny person. It's all pretty boring.
October 18th, 2011 2:24 PM
I really WANT to like it!
I used to bust out laughing watching this show, but now barely a grin. I think the writers need to step it up a bit. They have all the variables, just lack the right formula. I'm going to give it another show or two (I say that every week...), if it doesn't come back around, I will just have more space on my DVR.
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October 18th, 2011 2:15 PM
SUCKS!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2011 2:12 PM
I knew the show wouldn't last without Charlie sheen.. the dynamic is simply not the same.. I think that is y they "killed" him off the way they did, nobody saw his body only rose maybe she has him locked up in room somewhere and he will soon find his way out leavin an entry for charlie to come back and save the show. Wink wink writers.. bring charlie back
October 18th, 2011 2:11 PM
charlie got his money and the show two and a half men is going down the tubes
i guess when charlie was going around with his winning diatribe it came true
he gets the 100 million he sued for hes buying that awesome denise richards
and mueller houses with in a few houses so he can see his kids.
charlie screwed up bad when him and denise richards split up
she still defends him and runs to his rescue every time he needs help
lucky dog id say
October 18th, 2011 1:58 PM
I wanted to like it because I like Kutcher...but I am not laughing. Bring back Jake...And in the three episodes I have watched there is little to laugh about. It isn't even silly. Sad. Change up the subject matter. Love Berta.
October 18th, 2011 1:27 PM
I've only watched the first episode of this season and was dissappointed, but after reading further reviews of each episode since, I don't even want to bother checking each successive episode anymore.
From what I gather from the vast majority of all the reviews that I've read here and elsewhere(and, yes, I know the show is pretty much adult-oriented humour), the humour here seems to be spiraling lower and lower into high brow stuff like "farting, T&A, Walden's weenie, mastubation"..... what's next? Maybe something about someone forgetting to flush the toilet, and the hilarity that ensues when it overflows? Why would I bother watching something like this, when I heard this kind of stuff from other kids in the boy's lockeroom when we were around 11 or 12?
I think it seems safe to say that the show now has a very low opinion of their viewer's intelligence.
October 18th, 2011 1:20 PM
First time I missed a men episode... I couldn't take it anymore... I dont think the show will last much longer. Marco Out!!!
October 18th, 2011 1:19 PM
should be renamed as dumb and dumber. am I the only one that hears the sucking sound?
October 18th, 2011 1:13 PM
Have to agree with the majority here that the show just is not funny anymore. My wife and I used to laugh out loud at the one liners. Now the "sex jokes" are just too blatant, whereas they used to be said with a "wink". It seems that the writers don't know what to do with Ashton Kutcher. And the other characters are falling flat as well. I thought from the beginning that Jimmy Fallon would have been a great fit for the show.
October 18th, 2011 1:03 PM
It is SOOO SAD to see such a successful show and amazing original cast suffer in such a stupid storyline, and boring and ridiculous writing. BRING BACK CHARLIE OR JUST END OUR MISERY!!!!! MR. LORRE you had one of the best shows on the network- please reconsider and bring back Charlie Sheen- we miss the old show. Get rid or Ashton- this is Hollywood- You can make anything happen!!!!!- Otherwise, please take the show off the air and let us have our memories of what once was a GREAT SHOW!!!!!It is painful to watch now!!!!!!
October 18th, 2011 12:59 PM
I can see why Jake is no long seen often, his role on the show has been replaced by Kutcher. Beginning to think Kutcher's acting skills must be limited to playing a clueless stoner. The show is certainly lacking this season and would seem to be heading to a slow death.
October 18th, 2011 12:59 PM
It's not funny anymore!!
October 18th, 2011 12:57 PM
The show sucks since Charlie is gone won't watch again or my sister we used to love it now hate it!!!!
October 18th, 2011 12:38 PM
I cant say I dont miss Charlie, BUT I think the show is even more hilarious now, I was kinda tired of Charlies one night stands and I love the way they killed him off!
October 18th, 2011 12:26 PM
Two and a Half Men is just not funny anymore. Where is Jake? Where is Evelyn?
Where is Judith and Herb? Walden is just plain stupid!! Enough with the "masterbation" jokes (not funny!!). Did all the old writers quit? It's just sad!! I was hoping for so much more!! :(
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October 18th, 2011 12:18 PM
How long before they admit that Alan is gay. Last nights show was the worse I have seen. My husband and I have tried watching the new show because of how much we loved the original, But it seems that every new episode has been about Ashton's penis. The sex HINTS were always there, but now they just put it out there on the show. Asking a male opinion, I ask my husband, it men usually set around watching porn together and discussing masturbation. I was told **** no. So I am sorry to say, last night was the last time we watch the show. Ashton's seems to be playing an older Kelso, from That 70's show. Bad writing.
October 18th, 2011 12:10 PM
Stupid Show As It Always Will Be With Ashton Kutcher on it. He Isn't Funny But An Iddoit. It Needs To Be Canceled
October 18th, 2011 12:05 PM
To use a well-worn (like the show itself) sports metaphor: "Coach! Stop the bleeding." Total degradation of an excellent supporting cast. Death is inevitable, and it's time for "Men" to exit as gracefully as one would like to do in real life. CUT!
October 18th, 2011 10:40 AM
I don't wish bad on the show, but it should now be named One man and two halves. I don't want to see a dimwit Ashton character, I want him to be all man and know how to be a man. They have his character acting like a child. Wrong approach. I want to see a manly man that knows how to navigate life on his own terms. Switch it up to Ashton being a super rich player and you'll have something. He'd kill that. The way it is right now, he's just getting killed.