Judith HarperPlayed by: Marin Hinkle
Marin Hinkle stars as Judith Harper on Two and a Half Men. Judith is Jake's mother and Alan's first ex-wife. Judith is a constant drain on Alan for alimony, that is until she finally gets married again to Dr. Herb Melnick.
Alan: No, no. you marry his pediatrician.
Herb: He's got you there, sweetie.