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Judith Harper

Played by: Marin Hinkle

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Marin Hinkle stars as Judith Harper on Two and a Half Men.  Judith is Jake's mother and Alan's first ex-wife.  Judith is a constant drain on Alan for alimony, that is until she finally gets married again to Dr. Herb Melnick.

Marin Hinkle as Judith

Rating: 7.9 / 10

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Charlie Wanders InChecking in Judith
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Judith: Just because he's fifteen doesn't mean he's ready to drive
Jake: I've been driving for years. Grand Theft Auto 1, Grand Theft Auto 2. And I've never drove anyone over except for pimps and crack whores.
Alan: Jake!
Jake: Sorry, dad. Crack prostitutes.
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