"Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Your tears taste so good."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman is left on the crucifix when he plays Jesus in the "Stations of the Cross" play.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
This is what Moses looks like on South Park. Yeah, we don't get it either.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A picture of Cartman, his mother, and all his potential fathers from the 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kyle tries to show Cartman his future at the local Walmart on South Park. "Raising the Bar" is the ninth episode of the show's 16th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Korn guest stars in a Scooby Doo-esque Halloween episode of South Park.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman, dressed as the tooth fairy, comes to visit Butters in the middle of the night.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman and the boys create their own religion and Cartman becomes a bit of a preacher.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A picture of Wendy Testaburger of South Park fame. Wendy is Stan's girlfriend.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mysterion leads the group of "super" heroes formerly known as Coon's friends to save the Gulf from the Cthulu.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
In the South Park episode, "It Hits the Fan," the show sees how many times it can say the word "shit." Gotta love SP.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman tries to use Weight Gain 4000 to get in shape for receiving an award from Kathie Lee Gifford.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

South Park Quotes

My worry is that he could've been following some kind of crazy new fad. Perhaps the children are all shoving tampons up their ass because they've seen the Backstreet Boys doing it on TV or something.

Doctor

Killer-weak-sweet.

Cartman