We get to meet Mr. Hankey's family when he's too busy to spread the holiday cheer on South Park.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman tries to change the outcome of the election on the season finale of South Park. "Obama Wins!" is the 14th episode of the show's 16th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A picture of Randy Marsh jamming out to some Kansas as he tries to show his kid a real guitar.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Timmy and the new handicapped boy, Jimmy, get into a fight on South Park.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mysterion leads the group of "super" heroes formerly known as Coon's friends to save the Gulf from the Cthulu.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
In the South Park episode, "It Hits the Fan," the show sees how many times it can say the word "shit." Gotta love SP.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A picture of Wendy Testaburger of South Park fame. Wendy is Stan's girlfriend.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman tries to use Weight Gain 4000 to get in shape for receiving an award from Kathie Lee Gifford.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

South Park Quotes

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?
Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?
Mr. Garrison: No, that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.