This is Walden's first mistake. Don't listen to Alan when it comes to advice on women.
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A picture of Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt from the Two and a Half Men title sequence. He's an Internet billionaire.
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Alan asks Jake how many zeroes are in a million in this scene. He's stunned by the response.
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You've got a little something on your lips, Walden. Okay. There we go. Much better.
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Welcome, Walden! Alan sends Charlie's ashes flying as he spies his new roommate for the first time.
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Ashton Kutcher joined the Two and a Half Men cast as the billionaire Walden Schmidt. Will he replace Charlie Sheen?
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Ashton Kutcher soaks in the applause here. He's completed shooting on the Two and a Half Men season premiere.
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Meet the men and the new man: Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer pose here for a publicity photo.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Chelsea: I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and we're not living together
Charlie: Well excuse me for being old fashioned. I'm just not comfortable with us living in sin
Chelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?
Charlie: No no, it's not the sin I object to, it's the living in it