Herb on the Prowl

Charlie takes Herb out with him on the prowl after Judith kicks him out of the house.
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Herb is Kicked Out

When Herb gets kick out of Judith's, Alan ends up sleeping with his ex-wife.
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Ms. Pasternak Stripping

Charlie finds out that Jake's old teachr, Ms. Pasternak has become a stripper after her fling with him.
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Charlie Drives Alan

Charlie is stuck driving Alan to and from work, where he meets Alan's receptionist, Melissa.
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Charlie Cooks

Charlie attempts to cook while Berta stands by to crack her jokes.
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Back to Judith's

After Charlie kicks out Alan, he finds himself living with his ex-wife and her new husband, Herb.
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The Pest Guy

The pest guy that stops by Judith's house sure does seem to look more like Jake than Alan does.
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Chelsea Returns

Chelsea returns after spending the evening with Brad, causing Charlie to get a little jealous.
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Alan Unleashes the Monster

When Marcus (Mark Deklin) crashes his Internet date with Louanne (Lilli Berdsell), Alan unleashes his inner monster!
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Charlie Harper Photo

Charlie Harper is played by Charlie Sheen. No matter what personal problems this guy has, the public keeps tuning in to his sitcom.
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Charlie and Chelsea Talk

Charlie tries to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents by making up a colonoscopy appointment.
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Welcoming Charlie Home

Alan, Jake and Berta welcome Charlie and Chelsea home.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket