This is Walden's first mistake. Don't listen to Alan when it comes to advice on women.
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A picture of Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt from the Two and a Half Men title sequence. He's an Internet billionaire.
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Alan asks Jake how many zeroes are in a million in this scene. He's stunned by the response.
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You've got a little something on your lips, Walden. Okay. There we go. Much better.
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Welcome, Walden! Alan sends Charlie's ashes flying as he spies his new roommate for the first time.
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Ashton Kutcher joined the Two and a Half Men cast as the billionaire Walden Schmidt. Will he replace Charlie Sheen?
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Ashton Kutcher soaks in the applause here. He's completed shooting on the Two and a Half Men season premiere.
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Meet the men and the new man: Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer pose here for a publicity photo.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie