Charlie finds out that Jake's old teachr, Ms. Pasternak has become a stripper after her fling with him.
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Charlie is stuck driving Alan to and from work, where he meets Alan's receptionist, Melissa.
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Charlie attempts to cook while Berta stands by to crack her jokes.
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After Charlie kicks out Alan, he finds himself living with his ex-wife and her new husband, Herb.
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The pest guy that stops by Judith's house sure does seem to look more like Jake than Alan does.
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Chelsea returns after spending the evening with Brad, causing Charlie to get a little jealous.
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When Marcus (Mark Deklin) crashes his Internet date with Louanne (Lilli Berdsell), Alan unleashes his inner monster!
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Charlie tries to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents by making up a colonoscopy appointment.
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Alan, Jake and Berta welcome Charlie and Chelsea home.
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Despite his best attempts to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents, he finds them in his living room.
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Charlie gets a colonoscopy in order to avoid spending time with Chelsea's parents. Makes sense.
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Charlie tries to calm his older girlfriend, Angie (Susan Blakely) down as she hits the booze.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie