Charlie takes Herb out with him on the prowl after Judith kicks him out of the house.
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When Herb gets kick out of Judith's, Alan ends up sleeping with his ex-wife.
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Charlie finds out that Jake's old teachr, Ms. Pasternak has become a stripper after her fling with him.
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Charlie is stuck driving Alan to and from work, where he meets Alan's receptionist, Melissa.
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Charlie attempts to cook while Berta stands by to crack her jokes.
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After Charlie kicks out Alan, he finds himself living with his ex-wife and her new husband, Herb.
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The pest guy that stops by Judith's house sure does seem to look more like Jake than Alan does.
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Chelsea returns after spending the evening with Brad, causing Charlie to get a little jealous.
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When Marcus (Mark Deklin) crashes his Internet date with Louanne (Lilli Berdsell), Alan unleashes his inner monster!
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Charlie Harper is played by Charlie Sheen. No matter what personal problems this guy has, the public keeps tuning in to his sitcom.
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Charlie tries to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents by making up a colonoscopy appointment.
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Alan, Jake and Berta welcome Charlie and Chelsea home.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.