Excited for season nine of Two and a Half Men? CBS has released this promotional photo in honor of it.
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A picture of Alan and Charlie in their signature spot on the couch in "That Darn Priest."
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Ryan Stiles occasionally graces us with his presence as Herb Melnick, Judith's second husband. It's a treat when he does.
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Rose and Charlie continue their affair during the Two and a Half Men episode, "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak."
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No, we don't care if Jake and Eldridge choose Dumbass for the name of their YouTube show. They'll always be the Assketeeers to us.
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A picture of Lyndsey McElroy, Courtney Thorne-Smith's character on Two and a Half Men.
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Alan gets jealous when Charlie bonds with his girlfriend, Lyndsey, on the upcoming Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie gets a nice kiss from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) after dropping some serious money on a diamond necklace for her.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.