Charlie tries to calm his older girlfriend, Angie (Susan Blakely) down as she hits the booze.
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When Jake has a book report to do and keeps losing the book, Alan tries to get his son to get his work done.
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In a parody of CSI, there's a murder investigation on Two and a Half Men and everyone's a suspect.
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Charlie and Alan attend the wedding rehearsal of Evelyn and her fiance, Teddy.
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Charlie goes to therapy where he discovers he missed Mia, the one who got away.
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When Alan can't stand the idea of getting emotionally involved with another woman, he has Charlie hire him a prostitute.
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Charlie and Alan show up to pick up Jake from Judith's.
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Rose comes back from England and plays nurse to Charlie when he becomes ill.
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When Alan needs to dump a girl he seeks advice from the master himself, Charlie.
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Alan thinks he's racing in the Tour De France when he goes for a bike ride.
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Charlie gets closer with his future step sister, Courtney (Jenny McCarthy).
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A picture of Charlie as Charlie Waffles, the name of the character he uses when he does children's songs.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie