When Charlie and Alan have a fight, Alan and Jake move in to Evelyn's.
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Charlie manages to embarrass Linda when she takes him as her date to an important event for her.
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Trying to make a little extra money, Alan has a horrible reaction to a drug he took for a clinical trial.
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When Charlie tries to get intimate with his new girl Linda, he keeps seeing Rose's face pop up everywhere.
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After Alan convinces Charlie to date more respectable women, the brothers go on a double date.
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Charlie and Alan both discover they have a problem the next morning after sharing evenings with women.
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Jake heads to school for his first day of junior high during the season five premiere of Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie talks to Jake as he's playing guitar about Celeste, Jake's girlfriend that Charlie ruined his relationship with.
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Berta sits down to talk with television producer Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner).
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Charlie and Berta sit down on the couch to watch some television and relax while Alan cooks.
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Charlie gives Jake a little advice on infidelity when his girlfriend Celeste goes out of town for the holidays.
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Evelyn invites legendary television producer, Marty Pepper (played by guest star Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner. He looks thrilled.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie