Charlie Advises Jake

Charlie gives Jake a little advice on infidelity when his girlfriend Celeste goes out of town for the holidays.
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Evelyn and Marty

Evelyn invites legendary television producer, Marty Pepper (played by guest star Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner. He looks thrilled.
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Traditional Christmas Dinner

Charlie sits at the head of the table for a nice traditional Christmas dinner that we can't imagine goes as planned.
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The Guys in the Kitchen

Charlie and Jake come to join Alan in the kitchen while he prepares the Christmas feast.
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Charlie Plays, Alan Sings

Charlie plays the piano while Alan sings some classic holiday songs and looks like embarrassing Evelyn in the process.
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Evelyn and Berta Talk to Marty

Evelyn and Berta talk to legendary television producer Marty Pepper (guest star Carl Reiner).
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Charlie and Alan Dance

Alan helps show Charlie some dancing tips so he won't look like a fool at dancing class... and instead will at home.
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Charlie Fails to Please Chelsea

Charlie questions his entire manhood when he fails to give Chelsea an orgasm during sex. Poor guy.
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Charlie and Alan in Bed

After Charlie sets a wedding date with Chelsea, he finds himself at a bar with Alan and soon in bed with him and a stranger.
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Alan Helps Chelsea

When Chelsea has back problems, Alan, as a chiropractor, helps Chelsea and goes so far as to suggest a boob reduction.
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Chelsea Complains to Alan

A very upset Chelsea comes into Alan's room to complain. Alan just seems kind of scared.
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Charlie and the Ladies

Charlie sits down with his fiancee, Chelsea, and her old college friend, Gail (Tricia Helfer), who's in town visiting.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket