Charlie Sheen poses here for a CBS promotional photo. The troubled actor has starred on Two and a Half Men for years.
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Alan ends up giving a little inappropriate massage to an older, lonely red head (Frances Fisher).
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A picture of Charlie Harper rocking a moustache while stalking his ex-fiancee, Chelsea.
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Chelsea grabs all of her things, including Sir Lancelot, her beloved cat. Well beloved by her.
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Alan brings a nice kayak into the house and ends up smashing a few windows along the way. Putz.
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Emilio Estevez stops by and guest stars on his brother's sitcom as a friend of Charlie's.
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Jake ends up crashing Charlie's date with a waitress as a third wheel as the two compete for her affection.
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Alan tries to enforce Judith's punishment on Jake for him mooning a group of girls.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Chelsea: I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and we're not living together
Charlie: Well excuse me for being old fashioned. I'm just not comfortable with us living in sin
Chelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?
Charlie: No no, it's not the sin I object to, it's the living in it