Alan lays on Lyndsey's lap in this scene from the upcoming Two and a Half Men episode, "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers."
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Charlie is more than happy to say goodbye to his brother as Alan moves out of the beach house.
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Alan's adorable ex-girlfriend, Melissa, returns to Two and a Half Men when she runs into Alan at the liquor store.
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Put down that drink, Charlie! The character looks to cut down on his alcohol intake when season eight premiere.
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Charlie is stuck with Jake as his driver when his license gets suspended on the season finale.
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Charlie has his license suspended on the season finale of Two and a Half Men. It's up to Jake to drive him around.
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Alan lays in bed with his girlfriend, Lyndsay, as they spent the night at her house.
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Jake hangs out with his new friend, Eldritch (Graham Patrick Martin), one of the popular kids from school.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Chelsea: I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and we're not living together
Charlie: Well excuse me for being old fashioned. I'm just not comfortable with us living in sin
Chelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?
Charlie: No no, it's not the sin I object to, it's the living in it