Alan lays on Lyndsey's lap in this scene from the upcoming Two and a Half Men episode, "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers."
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Charlie is more than happy to say goodbye to his brother as Alan moves out of the beach house.
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Alan's adorable ex-girlfriend, Melissa, returns to Two and a Half Men when she runs into Alan at the liquor store.
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Put down that drink, Charlie! The character looks to cut down on his alcohol intake when season eight premiere.
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Charlie is stuck with Jake as his driver when his license gets suspended on the season finale.
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Charlie has his license suspended on the season finale of Two and a Half Men. It's up to Jake to drive him around.
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Alan lays in bed with his girlfriend, Lyndsay, as they spent the night at her house.
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Jake hangs out with his new friend, Eldritch (Graham Patrick Martin), one of the popular kids from school.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.