Are you two involved in any charities? Currently? No. But we...
Sister Mary: Are you two involved in any charities?
Gabrielle: Currently? No.
Carlos: But we should be. I mean, let's face it Gabby, buying more stuff isn't gonna make our lives any better.
Sister Mary: Exactly. Money can't buy happiness.
Gabrielle: Well, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting!
Carlos: Gabby!
Gabrielle: It's a joke. Lighten up.
Carlos: Can you believe this? I'm married to a woman so selfish, she makes fun of the entire concept of charity.
Gabrielle: You are a hypocrite. The money you spent to buy your sports car could buy a mud hut for every peasant in Ecuador.
Carlos: Ok, you're right. But I'm evolving, starting right now. Sister, I would like to donate my car to your mission.
Gabrielle: What?!
Sister Mary: Carlos, are you sure?
Carlos: Absolutely. Gabrielle and I don't need two cars, we can share one.
Gabrielle: Share? What if you have the car and I need to go shopping.
Carlos: We're gonna cut back on shopping too.
Gabrielle (yelling): Ok, I think we should all just calm down a little bit!
- Characters:
- Gabrielle Solis, Carlos Solis, Mary Alice Young
- Episode:
- Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 9: "That's Good, That's Bad"
- Show:
- Desperate Housewives
- Related Quotes:
- Gabrielle Solis Quotes, Carlos Solis Quotes, Mary Alice Young Quotes, Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes, Desperate Housewives Quotes
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