Carlos Solis Quotes
Season 8, Episode 23: "Finishing the Hat"
Carlos: You and me, we're doing a tango.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 19: "With So Little to Be Sure Of"
Gaby: You can't dress for church if you want to move the 'merch. You gotta shake the rear to make them buy the gear. You wanna sell some knits, you gotta flash the...
Carlos: Gaby! I got it.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 17: "Women and Death"
Carlos: Hey babe, I'm in the middle of something.
Gaby: Obviously not shaving or putting on deodorant. You look like a terrorist.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 15: "She Needs Me"
Carlos: When I got home from prison, all you left me was a post it that said: Take out the trash, ex-con.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "What's to Discuss, Old Friend"
Carlos: You think I killed someone? It's not like potato chips.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Then I Really Got Scared"
Carlos: Stop pouting. It's fun to sleep outside.
Gaby: I'm sure it is. That must be why the homeless are always so cheery.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Searching"
Gaby: That girl's so good at the violin, she's practically Asian.
Carlos: So, that's what this is about... you're competing with Bob and Lee.
Gaby: Pfft. That's ridiculous. This is about Juanita. I'm building her self esteem and giving her a chance to shine. And if a couple of same-sex parents end up crying at home in their silk kimonos, so be it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 3: "Truly Content"
Carlos: Trust me, Cheech, this is oregano. The only thing getting baked with that herb is lasagna.
• Rating: Unrated
Carlos: If this ends badly, I will never forgive you. I mean it, Gabrielle—we're done!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 21: "A Little Night Music"
Carlos: Every time you offer me afternoon sex it's because you want something, and it's not afternoon sex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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