Carlos Solis Quotes
Season 8, Episode 10: "What's to Discuss, Old Friend"
Carlos: You think I killed someone? It's not like potato chips.
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Season 7, Episode 21: "Then I Really Got Scared"
Carlos: Stop pouting. It's fun to sleep outside.
Gaby: I'm sure it is. That must be why the homeless are always so cheery.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Searching"
Gaby: That girl's so good at the violin, she's practically Asian.
Carlos: So, that's what this is about... you're competing with Bob and Lee.
Gaby: Pfft. That's ridiculous. This is about Juanita. I'm building her self esteem and giving her a chance to shine. And if a couple of same-sex parents end up crying at home in their silk kimonos, so be it.
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Season 7, Episode 3: "Truly Content"
Carlos: Trust me, Cheech, this is oregano. The only thing getting baked with that herb is lasagna.
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Carlos: If this ends badly, I will never forgive you. I mean it, Gabrielle—we're done!
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Season 6, Episode 21: "A Little Night Music"
Carlos: Every time you offer me afternoon sex it's because you want something, and it's not afternoon sex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carlos: Whoa!
Gaby: I know, right?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 19: "We All Deserve to Die"
Carlos [on Gaby's eggs]: I pay for the clothes it wears, the massages it receives, and the implants it will one day require. If I don't own it, I'm at least a major stockholder!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 14: "The Glamorous Life"
Gabrielle: No, Carlos. What choice do we have? They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
Carlos: But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.
Gabrielle: And that's how I felt at first, but like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
Carlos: Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy!
• Rating: Unrated
Gabrielle: You know how Ana is dating Danny Bolen?
Carlos: I'm gonna kill him.
Gabrielle: And we have to be realistic.
Carlos: With my bare hands...
Gabrielle: Because they're not gonna listen to reason.
Carlos: And bury him under the porch.
Gabrielle: No, Carlos. What choice do we have? They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
Carlos: But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.
Gabrielle: And that's how I felt at first, but like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
Carlos: Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy!
• Rating: Unrated
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