Bart!? Have you started smoking? No! Don't lie to me boy. Uh...

Homer: Bart!? Have you started smoking?
Bart: No!
Homer: Don't lie to me boy. Uh huh, cigarettes, just as I thought.
Bart: But they're not mine, my boss said his warehouse was full!
Homer: Yeah right, son, I'm going to teach you a lesson! I'm going to stand here and watch you smoke every one of those cigarettes!


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 4: "Bart the Murderer"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

(to Fat Tony) I'm not gonna stop until one of us is in jail. (pause) You!

Chief Wiggum

Chief Wiggum: You wouldn't happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that was hijacked outside of town, would you?
Fat Tony: What's a truck?
Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!

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