Two and a Half Men

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Lydia: Berta, I'd like some scrambled egg whites, dry wheat toast, and Earl Grey tea.
Berta: Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like some new shoes, a jet pack, and a waistline


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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 10 Quotes

My name is Charlie, and, um, my maid says I'm a sex addict

Charlie

Alan: I don't like it here.
Charlie: Well, tough, this was the only way I could get Berta to come back.
Alan: But why do I have to be here?
Charlie: Because you're looking for a place to sell your condo!

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