Alex Dunphy Quotes (Page 6)
Season 1, Episode 19: "Game Changer"
Phil: It's like a movie theater, library and a music store all rolled in to one... awesome pad.
Alex [to Haley]: A library is a place where people get books
Haley [to Alex]: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 18: "Starry Night"
Alex: Luke has ADHD.
Luke: No I don't... what is it?
Alex: I'd tell you, but you'd wander off before I get to the (Luke wanders off) H.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 16: "Fears"
Alex: Haley, found your jacket.
Haley: WHY IS EVERYONE ON ME?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 9: "Fizbo"
Luke [about reptile on his head]: This feels so weird, what does it eat?
Jungle Tanya: Oh just little boy brains
Alex: Well, at least Luke has nothing to worry about
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 8: "Great Expectations"
Haley: This is kind of an important party.
Jay: The last thing you to do is insult someone when they invite you.
Haley: Exactly.
[Jay walks out]
Haley: OMG. That was so easy.
Alex: You really don't understand what just happened, do you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 7: "En Garde"
Alex: Did you know fencing goes back to the 12th century?
Haley: You know what's even nerdier than fencing? knowing when it began
Luke: I don't think you're a nerd, Alex
Alex: Shut up dork
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "Coal Digger"
Haley: Hey mom?
Claire: Yeah?
Haley: Can I have forty dollars for lunch?
Claire: Forty dollars?
Haley: I also need a book for school.
Claire: A book?
Haley: I want a dress.
Claire: Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?
Alex: I'd be more worried that she couldn't come up with a single book title
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "Come Fly With Me"
Alex: So did you ever kiss another girl?
Gloria: That's no way to talk to your grandmother
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: I have a small flower on my ankle, and a tiny, little butterfly on my....thigh.
Alex: How high up?
Gloria: Very high.
Alex: Did you do it to look sexy, no, did you do it for a guy? Does grandpa like it?
Gloria: No, no, and yes
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Alex [to Claire]: You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a dress, why don't you worry about getting Luke to wear some pants?
• Rating: Unrated
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