Alex Dunphy Quotes
I let down my mom and dad today. And even worse, I let down my teacher.
Haley: You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?
Haley: Not still, again!
Is it one more year or when you leave for college, because those happen to be two different things.
Alex: Could you L a little less O L? Can't you see what I'm trying to do here?
Haley: Die alone?
It was supposed to be special; someone with a high GPA and bright future, not a Mario brother!
I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Don't stop believing. Get this party started."
Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.
Kevin is biting his nails again and Rueben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died.Manny
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.